Tag: humor
group name: peoplewatchers
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June 26, 2007 01:36 AM EDT --
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder ( Don't laugh. You know it's U)
This is how it manifests:
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>I decide to water my . . . more
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June 10, 2007 05:58 PM EDT --
DON'T MESS WITH MOM
The Childs Comments and Thoughts
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided . . . more
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January 14, 2007 03:33 PM EST --
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard . . . more
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February 22, 2007 12:24 PM EST --
And yet, somehow, they still manage to look more dignified than the French Army.
Lt. Cho knew he shouldn’t have let the troops see the movie Stripes the night before the big . . . more
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March 22, 2007 09:27 PM EST --
"You are only as young as the last time you changed your mind."
Timothy Leary
"ave, Caesar, morituri te" (hail, Caesar, we who are about to die salute you)
Roman Gladiator . . . more
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November 08, 2007 11:23 AM EST --
In a study to find out what causes dandruff, researchers grew enough fungus to give dandruff to 10 million people. They then sequenced the genes of the fungus. They then found out that not only does an . . . more
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February 10, 2007 08:22 PM EST --
Today I took that most American of imminent peril risk taking adventures called Wal-Mart on Saturday. This was perhaps the most dangerous thing one can do these days without pyrotechnics, chemical . . . more
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March 06, 2007 10:55 AM EST --
The men knew that the Admiral was getting lazy when he conducted the first drive by open ranks inspection.
"Hiding behind our backs? What? No! We're not hiding anything behind . . . more
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January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen! It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds. There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
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November 05, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
Confessions of a People Watcher @ the Train Station:
Here’s a list of all the happenings and people I saw at North Station today. I figured it was amusing, so I’d share it. . . . more
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February 05, 2007 05:02 PM EST --
Grandmother, 87, declines Army enlistment invite
By GRETEL C. KOVACH
The Dallas Morning News, Sunday, January 15, 2006
She hasn't done a pushup in ages. But that didn't keep Uncle Sam from offering . . . more
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May 10, 2007 10:14 PM EDT --
My awesome husband, through some pretty fancy footwork, has arranged a trip to Europe for our 10th anniversary. My parents will be watching the 4 children (brave aren't they?) while he whisks . . . more
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July 10, 2007 02:09 PM EDT --
My mother has just brought it to my attention that I
have been buying diapers for 1 month shy of a decade!
. . . more
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December 17, 2007 04:21 PM EST --
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had . . . more
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March 30, 2007 09:12 PM EST --
MY sister sent me a card from GoodTimes2.com . This was in it .
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I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
. . . more
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September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
The sirens are approaching.
I'm a .... errrr... your busted!
Are you eyeballin me?!
My two bald friends have me covered!
Does my new uniform make me look fat?
Release the hounds
The military . . . more
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September 21, 2007 05:01 PM EDT --
CIVILIAN CO-WORKERS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
FELLOW SOLDIERS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last . . . more
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February 14, 2007 08:16 AM EST --
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may . . . more
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February 24, 2007 08:35 AM EST --
OK, One more time, who doesn't know what Camo is ?
I'm telling ya, if we all hide behind somebody, we'll be invisible
Whadda mean, we forgot the bullets?
Ring around the . . . more
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March 02, 2007 04:41 PM EST --
Iranian version of RiverDance
Palistinian terrorists running South for the winter.
I said, “Cha-cha now y’all!!!”
Taking a tip from migrating geese, Paletinian militants . . . more
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